Taco Bell

Taco Ingredients: Ground Beef, Sour Cream, Lettuce, Cheddar Cheese, Tomato, Hard Corn Tortilla Shell

Service: It’s Taco Bell. You don’t go to TB expecting good service. You go because the food is disgustingly delicious.

If you read my first blog then you know that Taco Bell and I have had a long relationship. It’s been full of ups and downs and spicy nights.

Taco Bell made me fat (along with all the other fast food I’ve eaten and lack of exercise, but that’s neither here nor there). I’m not mad at Taco Bell though. How can I be mad at something that has given me so much joy and contentment?

The only time I thought about ending our relationship was when that gross Doritos taco came out. And again when those nasty Chicken Nacho Chips things came out. Then again every time I order a bean burrito with NO onions and I bite into onions but that’s human error.

Taco Bell is a temptress that I keep going back to even though all my friends tell me it’s no good for me. Really, sneaking out in the middle of the night to get a taco or two, and a burrito, and some nachos. Our relationship is expensive and only satisfies me for a short while. I know I should end things for good or at least take breaks every once in a while but Taco Bell keeps having a hold on me that I can’t get out of.

The Taco Life By Steven Life Lesson #3: Don’t let anyone or anything have so much power over you that you wind up regretting the choices you make when you wake up the next morning. Always have a happy medium and force yourself to go to the gym every once in a while.